How fast can I write a blog post about flowers? My guess is very fast. Faster than the average person, that’s for sure. If anything, if you’re looking for someone to write a blog post about flowers quickly, then I’m the person for the job. Not that I would accept payment. I just like testing my skills and seeing how quickly I can write about topics that I barely understand.
Now, just because this blog post is about flowers, it doesn’t mean you can expect anything interesting to come from it. I don’t really know anything about flowers, if I’m completely honest. My Nan had the best hybrid tea roses in the world in her garden when I was a child, but other than that I don’t really think flowers stand out all that much to me. Yes, when I see them I appreciate them, but other than that, I don’t really care about them in the slightest. Different people have different interests – that’s not a bad thing.
But I’ve tasked myself with the job of writing the fastest blog post to do with flowers in the world. I’m not sure if I’m going to beat that record. In fact, I only have five more minutes left on my timer to be able to hit that record. And I haven’t even gotten close to reaching the required word count, so it’s not looking good for me this time around. But, you know what – that’s okay! I can use this as a practice blog and learn from my mistakes. Everyone needs practice, even for blog writing, so I’ll just mark this down as thirty minutes of practising rather than me attempting the real thing.
Maybe by the time I write my next blog post, I’ll know a bit more about flowers. Other than your traditional standard roses, I don’t really know anything about flowers. That’s never been an issue in the past but now that I know I’m going to need some genuine knowledge to be able to write this blog post, I’m going to have to start researching!